Well, let’s see…my name is Joe. My wife and I have been trying to conceive a baby for years now. Besides the obvious benefits (wink, wink, nudge, nudge), I’m sure you can guess that our success has been limited. When we married, she came with a little girl who is now ten years old, and now we really want to make one of these things ourselves! 🙂 All doctor’s names are changed to protect the innocent and for the sake of humor.
Now I’ve taken my long misplaced passions for writing and cathartic release of pent up emotions and made this sandwich. I hope you like it.
PS. If anything else occurs to me, I’ll let you know!